kaliforhnia:

i have shitty days and all i have to do is think of u and my day instantly becomes better

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

totheinternetandbeyond:

I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm